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The Great Canadian Labour Shuffle: When 'Essential Services' Become Optional

Letters By Anonymoose · June 15, 2026

Across Canada, 'essential services' are deciding they're not so essential after all, leaving us to ponder who will collect our garbage or care for our elders. It's a tragicomedy where everyone loses, except perhaps the mediators.

Carney’s Privacy Revamp: A Soothing Promise to Canadians, or Just New Ways to Monetize Their Lives?

Opinion By Anonymoose · June 15, 2026

The Carney government says it wants to modernize privacy law by tightening rules around data use, surveillance, and pricing practices. That sounds reassuring—until you remember governments and corporations tend to discover privacy right after they’ve already been mining it.

Pokemon Go Scans, Niantic, Vantor Military Drone Navigation: A Smell of Treason

Letters By Anonymoose · June 12, 2026

Who knew playing Pokemon Go from a company in a country that wants to annex you as the 51st state could smell like treason? The new scans linking Niantic to Vantor military drone navigation raise bizarre geopolitical questions.

AI - The Chronicle of Public Absurdity

Letters By Anonymoose · May 29, 2026

Blaming the Silicon for the Sins of the Carbon. How C-Suites and Complacent Settlers Are Using the AI "Existential Threat" to Hide Their Own Masterclass in Resource Incompetence*

THE GREAT CANADIAN JURISPRUDENTIAL SEESAW: HOW TO SOLVE CENTURIES OF LAND THEFT WITH TYPICAL BUREAUCRATIC COWARDICE

Opinion By Anonymoose · May 28, 2026

The pendulum has swung back to "stability," but "stability" in Canada has always just been a fancy word for an expensive rug under which we sweep our historical debts. Enjoy mowing the lawn this weekend; you're paying for it twice.

THE GREAT CANADIAN RANSOM: HOW TO BUY A PIPELINE WITH A SEPARATION TANTRUM

Opinion By Anonymoose · May 17, 2026

Welcome to Canada, where we don’t reward homework, we reward hostage-taking: a breakdown of how Alberta’s separation tantrums successfully bullied Ottawa into fast-tracking pipelines, while rule-abiding provinces got left in the dust. It's a masterclass in why our federation is broken, largely because lazy voters treat the Constitution like an iPhone terms-and-conditions box—scrolling straight to the bottom without reading a single word about how provincial autonomy actually works.