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While the rest of the world is busy arguing about geopolitics, the true rulers of the Great White North—teenagers with internet access, dynamic felines, and processed cheese executives—have been left to their own glorious devices.

A new survey commissioned by the Calgary Chamber of Commerce reveals that 48% of its members are likely to relocate their businesses out of Alberta if the province votes to separate from Canada, signaling deep economic anxiety over the potential political shift.

Hold onto your data, folks, because the government is at it again! Bill C-36 promises a 'major overhaul' of federal privacy law, which, if history is any guide, means a whole lot of bureaucratic jargon leading to precisely zero actual privacy.

Our esteemed governments, federal and provincial, have cooked up a brilliant scheme to tackle the housing crisis: buying back condos. Yes, you heard that right, buying back properties that, one could argue, their own policies helped make unaffordable in the first place.

Bill C-22 is being sold as a clean, lawful tool for police and intelligence agencies. Critics say it also builds a sturdier pipeline for mass metadata retention, surveillance backdoors, and foreign access to Canadian-held data.

“Because when life gives you frozen tundra, you find a way to make it weird.”* Good day, loyal subjects of the digital realm. It has been a truly remarkable week.